Another Memorable Bathroom Experience

I'm a little depressed. My Japanese studies have gone down the drain. Well, not all the way...

See, what happened was I was writing a letter to my friend Tomoko. I was trying to dazzle her with my Japanese, only my Japanese still isn't great, so I was using my fancy-schmancy high-tech expensive electronic dictionary to help,

only I had to go to the bathroom,

and it takes two hands to undo a belt,

so I put my expensive electronic dictionary in my mouth,

only it slips out of its case,

Sploosh!

and ends up at the bottom of the toilet,

and now my fancy-schmancy high-tech expensive electronic dictionary

will no longer translate anything.

Luckily, I already know the word for "idiot."