Technological Breakthrough

It's Christmas Eve and I'm all alone, but I've made some great strides in the heating department! I barely feel the cold anymore. .. although I do look a little silly walking around the living room wearing my new Baby-Blue-Homemade-Electric-Blanket-Jacket. or BBHEB-Jacket for short. . . well, shorter anyway.

Sadly one of the drawbacks of the BBHEB-Jacket is that I can't walk more than 6 feet away from an electrical outlet. However, I'm thinking of buying an extension cord so I can visit the kitchen someday. I have grown tired of eating the raw carrots, ketchup, and kimchee I collected from there a few days ago. Well, maybe not so much "tired" and more "I ran out." I'm also out of bread. And I will NOT eat those four eggplant but I also need water and and what was I saying I forgot what I was saying but oh ya I'm warm... most days I set the jacket to 4, that feels gooood. But some nights I go crazy and turn it up to 7 just to feel the burn. The BBHEB-Jacket goes to 10, but, my god man, do you think im insane?!?